Twinkie Gets a Blackberry Curve

Yes, folks, believe it. Twinkie McGnome has a Blackberry. "Why?" you ask; because he is a Gnome on the go. He is the Man of Resin. You know it and you should try to stop the jealousy.

Twinkie has places to go and people to see, and of course he has got to stay mobile so he can represent. Anyway, it was time for Twinkie to go modern, check e-mail and surf the web whenever and wherever he wants to. If you want to talk to him, he has given you his digits; otherwise, you are out of luck.

Is that a mocking I hear? Are you ripping on him because of his 3 fingers & a thumb? Are you challenging The Twinkster to a race on Google? Even with his walking stick and baseball, he is going to own you. Try and stop him; go ahead I dare you!

After Twinkie scored his amazing Blackberry, he decided to hang with some friends at their kitchen table (ok, ok ON their kitchen table) and have an ice cold Labatt, yeah, he lives the life you can only dream about. Must be nice, sorry it can't be you.

Peace & Love to you all... and remember people, don't hate on the gnome.