Friday, August 14, 2009

Oh No! There Has Been a GNOME GNAPPING!

This terrifying & rather shocking footage was found on a security camera in an undisclosed location. Twinkie wanders along after his morning crossword puzzle and coffee not bothering anyone.
There is no nice way to say this & nothing will make it less shocking...there has been a GNOME GNAPPING!

Will we ever see our beloved Twinkie again? What are we to do? Call the police? Hire a private investigator? Do we negotiate with his captors? Is it already too late?


The only thing that was left behind was this menacing note:




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